The pilots are in, the overhead speaker crackles...
Bzz... Ladeeez und ghuntleman, deez eez ur captain sheikh Age old onion espeaking (i did not get it the first time either) U are aborad Raslan50, Ze weatheeer is Fine and we will be reaching dubaai Al burj in aproximately 4 hrs minimum from now, provided zere are no terrorists in the plane and both engines remain functional throughout the flight (followed by guffaws, sadistic ediot, almost sent my bp to 200) , May Allah and Mohammad (PBUH) be with all of us during ze journey.
Bzz... Khalayen aur Khayyum, main aapka kaptaan Sheikh oomar al Pyaaza bat kar raha hoon.. (the dumb brick translated his name to english in the first go...) ... vagayrah, vagayrah... Yatra.
Bzz... We have 6 emergency exits as opposed to 2 in other regular planes, 4 have been welded shut, as they were made by ze terroristz to ezcape... (Zoking... guffaws... some one needs to correct his sense of humor)
Bzz... Translation of above in arabic...
Bzz... Lunch would be served, ze menu for the day is goats milk and Minced mule burger with cactus salad, for those of you who feel that Vaseline tastes much better, we do serve Vaseline at extra charge.
Bzz... Translation of above in arabic...
Over and out...
Oopar aur bahar...
.... The Plane Taxis....
.... Ya Allah... and Lift off....
... Praises heard from the cabin...
Soft arabic music in the background... i doze off...
Bzz... Ladeeez und ghuntleman, deez eez ur captain sheikh Age old onion espeaking (i did not get it the first time either) U are aborad Raslan50, Ze weatheeer is Fine and we will be reaching dubaai Al burj in aproximately 4 hrs minimum from now, provided zere are no terrorists in the plane and both engines remain functional throughout the flight (followed by guffaws, sadistic ediot, almost sent my bp to 200) , May Allah and Mohammad (PBUH) be with all of us during ze journey.
Bzz... Khalayen aur Khayyum, main aapka kaptaan Sheikh oomar al Pyaaza bat kar raha hoon.. (the dumb brick translated his name to english in the first go...) ... vagayrah, vagayrah... Yatra.
Bzz... We have 6 emergency exits as opposed to 2 in other regular planes, 4 have been welded shut, as they were made by ze terroristz to ezcape... (Zoking... guffaws... some one needs to correct his sense of humor)
Bzz... Translation of above in arabic...
Bzz... Lunch would be served, ze menu for the day is goats milk and Minced mule burger with cactus salad, for those of you who feel that Vaseline tastes much better, we do serve Vaseline at extra charge.
Bzz... Translation of above in arabic...
Over and out...
Oopar aur bahar...
.... The Plane Taxis....
.... Ya Allah... and Lift off....
... Praises heard from the cabin...
Soft arabic music in the background... i doze off...
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