One of the most important prerequisite before traveling to any arabic nation is to learn the art of CJ'ing. One would probably be able to survive without the knowledge of the local language.. (actions speaketh louder than words) but without knowing the art of CJ'ing you are as good as a midget elevator operator in a 300 storied building.
CJing ( or Camel Jockying abbreviated) is an art that helps one drive camels, it also qualifies one to own and probably mate with an appropriate variant.
The subtle art of CJ'ing begins with a very informative session on the types of camels, we were asked to prefer the "Ata allah" variant for pure owning pleasure. (note: For those who are wondering what "Ata allah" is : "The Bedouin name for Camelus dromedarius, the 'one-hump-Suits-all' dromedary, also known as the Arabian camel.") , We were then bombarded with all informative shit about the animal like the ones found on "http://www.arab.net/camels/" now that i look at the page, this was our text book...
The Course also covers the secret mating rituals that exists amongst camels and Sheiks, and we have practicals too.
....Time Passes....
The art of CJ'ing course now draws to a close, the camels look exhausted but none the less pleased to have performed to their fullest extent. The she-camels have a coy look and the he-camels are having a post-coital smoke. Well i am flushed and am going to light a camel and drown a beer.
I am now a proud owner of a "Camelaying" License.
DUBAI... Here i cum.
CJing ( or Camel Jockying abbreviated) is an art that helps one drive camels, it also qualifies one to own and probably mate with an appropriate variant.
The subtle art of CJ'ing begins with a very informative session on the types of camels, we were asked to prefer the "Ata allah" variant for pure owning pleasure. (note: For those who are wondering what "Ata allah" is : "The Bedouin name for Camelus dromedarius, the 'one-hump-Suits-all' dromedary, also known as the Arabian camel.") , We were then bombarded with all informative shit about the animal like the ones found on "http://www.arab.net/camels/" now that i look at the page, this was our text book...
The Course also covers the secret mating rituals that exists amongst camels and Sheiks, and we have practicals too.
....Time Passes....
The art of CJ'ing course now draws to a close, the camels look exhausted but none the less pleased to have performed to their fullest extent. The she-camels have a coy look and the he-camels are having a post-coital smoke. Well i am flushed and am going to light a camel and drown a beer.
I am now a proud owner of a "Camelaying" License.
DUBAI... Here i cum.
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