Name: Ghauri (G) (Name changed to protect Identity)
Sex: Lets say… has a torpedo in his pants…go figure out
Age: Major (But looks quite young for his age… )
Height: 5' 8"
Brain:Body Mass = Proportionate. (Do you know how much pain it is to come up with different ratios every single profile?.. you think that’s easy… come be my guest blogger.)
Ghauri…“The nuke” of the team has a very explosive personality, and you can actually hear the explosions if the environment is really conducive. (Conducive environment constitutes of a starved Ghauri, Black Chick peas in the cafeteria and a pin drop silence 1 hr after the lunch) even in case you miss the explosion (generally he attempts to implode it… but is unsuccessful most of the time) you would hear the lift off signal from him… the code word for lift off is “kaun tha?” with the surprised look on his innocent face.
But don’t be ever deceived by his looks and take him for granted, for if he expects the work to be completed by you, and if you slip the target… he would probably screw u so hard, you would end up with nappy rashes at places you would have least imagined. So steer clear of this individual when it comes to work.
The nuke, unlike my other friends, is from Dehli, and any inappropriate comment on dehli babes is enuff to send this guy into a frenzy, and his dense mode takes over and he would go to any extent to defend the babes of his hometown.
He is probably the only guy who falls in love at the drop of a hat: All of his romantic escapades are described in brief.
Well you don’t expect to see them here do you?… go check out his brief collection… 1 per escapade… and my…. The first time i entered his house I thought he had brought me to some wholesale chhadi bazaar (there were so many varieties that Ms Lewinsky would have had the day of her life selecting a memento).
So you can take my word for it that this guy gets more action that he can take (and some ppl are blunt enuff to tell to his face that he got more than what he deserved, who said to whom is a huge secret)
Until the day I met him, I used to believe that the sight in “Love at first sight” is generally pleasing to the eye, but after the day I met his crush I realized that there is more to love than that meets the eye… this missile is definitely a heat seeker and take my word for it.
K-gyan: Wikipedia describes Heat seeker as follows: Anything which uses infra-red seeking are often referred to as "heat-seekers". Infra-red (IR) is just below the visible spectrum of light in frequency and is radiated strongly by hot bodies. Many objects such as vehicle engines and aircraft generate and retain heat, and as such, are especially visible in the infra-red wavelengths of light compared to objects in the background.
Now that I have taken pains to Bold and italize the word of utmost importance in the description above, you might very well imagine the amount of heat that the person in context used to generate, (Believe me, she used to generate enuff heat to fry off all the hair from my and boods body… if you are wondering who she was… trust me… she’s better un-known… for once known “sweet dreams” loses its meaning).
Only point that we used to agree on this specimen was, that we both used to think that she was “mirror cracking” material, Poor ghauri, to this day he thinks that its a metaphor for "good looking".
As for the technical front of this guy, he is the key resource in the project that he works on. He is versatile in most languages… except at times, in English… can’t blame him, he would have been good if we had been coding in English all the while.
His greatest fear comes from knowing that HS has a undisclosed soft corner for him. He is constantly picking upon Boods and ends up successfully running away proving the point that “a lean mean machine” can have many advantages other than the word (three letters beginning with S) that has been skipped in the phrase.
He is at the receiving end of all comments in the group and is intelligent enuff to accept them without being judgmental about it. In short “a great sport”.
He is the Second most helpful person when it comes to personal favors (I top).
One more peculiar habit of his, that can be attributed to his royal upbringing in delhi, is that he is intimately attached to his throne. Now that he is no longer in his kingdom, he yearns for a decent throne… that is one of his top criteria when looking out for a new home… the last place where he lived … if I remember correctly, did not have one… and that was the year when our company had a lot of issues with “core dumps”.
He has had his share of wonderful moments when he used to share his flat with a “lets say for pure phonetic pleasure” a Pun with a Bun (PWB henceforth). One night he actually came close losing his company (Now a "Sir Richard Branson" enterprise) to an UnBunned Pun… Since that day he sleeps alone in a locked room.
His varied interests range from oogling (extra “o” for extra pleasure) at girls, oogling at guys, oogling at his bai and (just for the rhyme of it... oogling at “the constant in the area of the circle”).
This is just the kind of guy who would give anyone the run for his money… (Take me seriously here, he picks u money and runs….)
Ladies and gentleman, please pucker up and plant a wet sloppy one on this guy… trust me… you wouldn’t be disappointed.
Sex: Lets say… has a torpedo in his pants…go figure out
Age: Major (But looks quite young for his age… )
Height: 5' 8"
Brain:Body Mass = Proportionate. (Do you know how much pain it is to come up with different ratios every single profile?.. you think that’s easy… come be my guest blogger.)
Ghauri…“The nuke” of the team has a very explosive personality, and you can actually hear the explosions if the environment is really conducive. (Conducive environment constitutes of a starved Ghauri, Black Chick peas in the cafeteria and a pin drop silence 1 hr after the lunch) even in case you miss the explosion (generally he attempts to implode it… but is unsuccessful most of the time) you would hear the lift off signal from him… the code word for lift off is “kaun tha?” with the surprised look on his innocent face.
But don’t be ever deceived by his looks and take him for granted, for if he expects the work to be completed by you, and if you slip the target… he would probably screw u so hard, you would end up with nappy rashes at places you would have least imagined. So steer clear of this individual when it comes to work.
The nuke, unlike my other friends, is from Dehli, and any inappropriate comment on dehli babes is enuff to send this guy into a frenzy, and his dense mode takes over and he would go to any extent to defend the babes of his hometown.
He is probably the only guy who falls in love at the drop of a hat: All of his romantic escapades are described in brief.
Well you don’t expect to see them here do you?… go check out his brief collection… 1 per escapade… and my…. The first time i entered his house I thought he had brought me to some wholesale chhadi bazaar (there were so many varieties that Ms Lewinsky would have had the day of her life selecting a memento).
So you can take my word for it that this guy gets more action that he can take (and some ppl are blunt enuff to tell to his face that he got more than what he deserved, who said to whom is a huge secret)
Until the day I met him, I used to believe that the sight in “Love at first sight” is generally pleasing to the eye, but after the day I met his crush I realized that there is more to love than that meets the eye… this missile is definitely a heat seeker and take my word for it.
K-gyan: Wikipedia describes Heat seeker as follows: Anything which uses infra-red seeking are often referred to as "heat-seekers". Infra-red (IR) is just below the visible spectrum of light in frequency and is radiated strongly by hot bodies. Many objects such as vehicle engines and aircraft generate and retain heat, and as such, are especially visible in the infra-red wavelengths of light compared to objects in the background.
Now that I have taken pains to Bold and italize the word of utmost importance in the description above, you might very well imagine the amount of heat that the person in context used to generate, (Believe me, she used to generate enuff heat to fry off all the hair from my and boods body… if you are wondering who she was… trust me… she’s better un-known… for once known “sweet dreams” loses its meaning).
Only point that we used to agree on this specimen was, that we both used to think that she was “mirror cracking” material, Poor ghauri, to this day he thinks that its a metaphor for "good looking".
As for the technical front of this guy, he is the key resource in the project that he works on. He is versatile in most languages… except at times, in English… can’t blame him, he would have been good if we had been coding in English all the while.
His greatest fear comes from knowing that HS has a undisclosed soft corner for him. He is constantly picking upon Boods and ends up successfully running away proving the point that “a lean mean machine” can have many advantages other than the word (three letters beginning with S) that has been skipped in the phrase.
He is at the receiving end of all comments in the group and is intelligent enuff to accept them without being judgmental about it. In short “a great sport”.
He is the Second most helpful person when it comes to personal favors (I top).
One more peculiar habit of his, that can be attributed to his royal upbringing in delhi, is that he is intimately attached to his throne. Now that he is no longer in his kingdom, he yearns for a decent throne… that is one of his top criteria when looking out for a new home… the last place where he lived … if I remember correctly, did not have one… and that was the year when our company had a lot of issues with “core dumps”.
He has had his share of wonderful moments when he used to share his flat with a “lets say for pure phonetic pleasure” a Pun with a Bun (PWB henceforth). One night he actually came close losing his company (Now a "Sir Richard Branson" enterprise) to an UnBunned Pun… Since that day he sleeps alone in a locked room.
His varied interests range from oogling (extra “o” for extra pleasure) at girls, oogling at guys, oogling at his bai and (just for the rhyme of it... oogling at “the constant in the area of the circle”).
This is just the kind of guy who would give anyone the run for his money… (Take me seriously here, he picks u money and runs….)
Ladies and gentleman, please pucker up and plant a wet sloppy one on this guy… trust me… you wouldn’t be disappointed.
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