Name: J /*+IEEE 802.11s*/ (Name changed to protect Identity).
Sex: Male Xdresser.
Age: Minor (I don’t do Minors… but Xdresser’s are exceptions).
Height: 5’ 10’’.
Brain:Body Mass = Can be categorically placed between Cro-Magnons and Neanderthals.
The first thing that would strike u when u meet this “jay” henceforth called (J) is the blouse that he wears… and if you are real lucky you would also find him wearing a blouse that has buttons on the Left.
K-gyan: For the under privileged… Girls blouses/shirts have buttons to the left where as the guys shirts have them sewn to the right... so its that time of the year again when u revisit the wardrobe and throw away the pink shirt that u had problems buttoning. In the case here it’s a black top. Don’t believe me… and think that the fact written is all BS?... read all about it here (http://www.marquise.de/en/themes/linksrechts.shtml)
Reality Check: Shepherd… we won and that too with a complete proof.
He is an ardent devotee of Govinda… a crappy Bollywood actor who has a wardrobe malfunction of the “G” kind in all of his movies (sadly I share my date of birth with his, but I guess you need to try real hard to be born under that fateful card…just for the heck of the rhyme) and keenly follows his gurus dressing sense to shame.
K-gyan: Wardrobe Malfunction: Wikipedia defines it as a euphemism used to describe the presumed accidental exposure, because of a defect attributed to an article or articles of clothing, of what would be considered an intimate part or parts of the body of their wearer. But what it fails to elaborate are the categories of wardrobe malfunctions, so I take over: Wardrobe malfunction falls into 4 broad categories viz: G, PG, 18 and R I will give a description of each in brief for the benefit of the denser readers who now readeth amongst us…
G- No intimate part exposed, just plain displeasing to the eye and prolonged exposure may cause cataract.
PG- Intimate parts exposed, but unrecognizable due to bad lighing/crappy direction or might be avoided due to plain distaste (a la ball scene in scary movie 3), prolonged exposure might actually prove that you are a freak.
18- Total tent pitching material, prolonged exposure causes wet dreams… and stiffness in some part of the body (I am just targeting guys here).
R- Gay Porn.
J is also a huge fan of “TH”… a footballer supposedly but was surprised as I later found out the identity … he has also dedicated his blog to the guy… but sadly for the footballer all that goes into his blog are how he screwed up cooking some ‘Halwa’ (http://th14.blogspot.com/2006/04/aruns-jalwa.html)
When approached for justification J cleared my misconception about what actually inspired him to name his blog thus, he justified that the th14 in his blog address actually stands for "Thirunelvelli Halva" which is meticulously prepared to perfection using 14 ingredients.… so much for the footballer… and now the article featured actually makes sense.
Any way, I was misled at the first go and looked up the footballer by the name Th14 and here’s what I found:
K-gyan : Thierry Daniel Henry (born August 17, 1977 in Les Ulis, Essonne, Paris) is a French football player and regarded as one of the top players in the world. He currently plays as a striker for the French national team, and for the English club Arsenal, where he is that club's all-time leading scorer in both league matches and all competitions.
Henry has been nominated twice for the FIFA World Player of the Year, both times finishing runner-up in 2003 and 2004. Also, he was named by Pelé as one of the top 125 greatest living footballers in March 2004.
Reality Check: Actually all texts that u see in the blog above, that are not in black font, are fillers, I know so little about this guy that I can put down in words that my repute of providing sustainable entertainment goes in for a toss.
J codes in Object oriented language… he feels that he can relate to objects better…and is extremely good at it; he also slogs to complete his work on time, primarily because he is one of the laziest guys in our team, but none the less manages to earn the appreciation from the manager in US for a job well done.
He has a typical Mallu Nariyalpani wala Hairstyle and looks ravishing in a lungi… his childlike curiosity sometimes lands him in a soup, like the time when he tried fabricating a lungi with a zip… And almost ended dry milling his nuts (in a subtle sense…).
Sex: Male Xdresser.
Age: Minor (I don’t do Minors… but Xdresser’s are exceptions).
Height: 5’ 10’’.
Brain:Body Mass = Can be categorically placed between Cro-Magnons and Neanderthals.
The first thing that would strike u when u meet this “jay” henceforth called (J) is the blouse that he wears… and if you are real lucky you would also find him wearing a blouse that has buttons on the Left.
K-gyan: For the under privileged… Girls blouses/shirts have buttons to the left where as the guys shirts have them sewn to the right... so its that time of the year again when u revisit the wardrobe and throw away the pink shirt that u had problems buttoning. In the case here it’s a black top. Don’t believe me… and think that the fact written is all BS?... read all about it here (http://www.marquise.de/en/themes/linksrechts.shtml)
Reality Check: Shepherd… we won and that too with a complete proof.
He is an ardent devotee of Govinda… a crappy Bollywood actor who has a wardrobe malfunction of the “G” kind in all of his movies (sadly I share my date of birth with his, but I guess you need to try real hard to be born under that fateful card…just for the heck of the rhyme) and keenly follows his gurus dressing sense to shame.
K-gyan: Wardrobe Malfunction: Wikipedia defines it as a euphemism used to describe the presumed accidental exposure, because of a defect attributed to an article or articles of clothing, of what would be considered an intimate part or parts of the body of their wearer. But what it fails to elaborate are the categories of wardrobe malfunctions, so I take over: Wardrobe malfunction falls into 4 broad categories viz: G, PG, 18 and R I will give a description of each in brief for the benefit of the denser readers who now readeth amongst us…
G- No intimate part exposed, just plain displeasing to the eye and prolonged exposure may cause cataract.
PG- Intimate parts exposed, but unrecognizable due to bad lighing/crappy direction or might be avoided due to plain distaste (a la ball scene in scary movie 3), prolonged exposure might actually prove that you are a freak.
18- Total tent pitching material, prolonged exposure causes wet dreams… and stiffness in some part of the body (I am just targeting guys here).
R- Gay Porn.
J is also a huge fan of “TH”… a footballer supposedly but was surprised as I later found out the identity … he has also dedicated his blog to the guy… but sadly for the footballer all that goes into his blog are how he screwed up cooking some ‘Halwa’ (http://th14.blogspot.com/2006/04/aruns-jalwa.html)
When approached for justification J cleared my misconception about what actually inspired him to name his blog thus, he justified that the th14 in his blog address actually stands for "Thirunelvelli Halva" which is meticulously prepared to perfection using 14 ingredients.… so much for the footballer… and now the article featured actually makes sense.
Any way, I was misled at the first go and looked up the footballer by the name Th14 and here’s what I found:
K-gyan : Thierry Daniel Henry (born August 17, 1977 in Les Ulis, Essonne, Paris) is a French football player and regarded as one of the top players in the world. He currently plays as a striker for the French national team, and for the English club Arsenal, where he is that club's all-time leading scorer in both league matches and all competitions.
Henry has been nominated twice for the FIFA World Player of the Year, both times finishing runner-up in 2003 and 2004. Also, he was named by Pelé as one of the top 125 greatest living footballers in March 2004.
Reality Check: Actually all texts that u see in the blog above, that are not in black font, are fillers, I know so little about this guy that I can put down in words that my repute of providing sustainable entertainment goes in for a toss.
J codes in Object oriented language… he feels that he can relate to objects better…and is extremely good at it; he also slogs to complete his work on time, primarily because he is one of the laziest guys in our team, but none the less manages to earn the appreciation from the manager in US for a job well done.
He has a typical Mallu Nariyalpani wala Hairstyle and looks ravishing in a lungi… his childlike curiosity sometimes lands him in a soup, like the time when he tried fabricating a lungi with a zip… And almost ended dry milling his nuts (in a subtle sense…).
For the ungyanned… k-gyan follows…get ready for a huge one
K-gyan: Wet Milling as opposed to dry milling mentioned above is the process of harvesting coir from cocoNUTS (Deliberate capitalization). Coir, the fibers present between the husk and the hollow are soaked in pits or in nets in a slow moving body of water to swell and soften them. The long bristle fibres are separated from the shorter mattress fibres underneath the skin of the nut, a process known as wet-milling eases out the coir without hurting the nut… Conversely… DRY MILLING HURTS.
If you still don’t get it go watch… “There’s something about Mary”… Ben Stiller had it easy there, if you still don’t get it… stop reading my blog.
Nariyalpani – Hindi for Coconut water,
Mallu – abbr for Malayali(ad) – a person speaking Malayalam.
J is also a great sport, but doesn’t know when to talk and when not to, his major problem is that he ends up playing his cards against the seasoned players and repents… as he would when he reads this blog… Well J u could have just played along with me… the challenging was all yours…
So here’s one on J, totally fabricated, Every part of the blog except the gyans are just figment of my imagination, I could have very well ended it without acknowledging this, but you see, I cannot sleep with a heavy heart… knowing that I have taken all my pleasure to screw this guy up.
Please give this mallu body builder… half a round of applause… you can save the other half for the day I actually profile him for the person he is….But for now he still owes me big time.
K-gyan: Wet Milling as opposed to dry milling mentioned above is the process of harvesting coir from cocoNUTS (Deliberate capitalization). Coir, the fibers present between the husk and the hollow are soaked in pits or in nets in a slow moving body of water to swell and soften them. The long bristle fibres are separated from the shorter mattress fibres underneath the skin of the nut, a process known as wet-milling eases out the coir without hurting the nut… Conversely… DRY MILLING HURTS.
If you still don’t get it go watch… “There’s something about Mary”… Ben Stiller had it easy there, if you still don’t get it… stop reading my blog.
Nariyalpani – Hindi for Coconut water,
Mallu – abbr for Malayali(ad) – a person speaking Malayalam.
J is also a great sport, but doesn’t know when to talk and when not to, his major problem is that he ends up playing his cards against the seasoned players and repents… as he would when he reads this blog… Well J u could have just played along with me… the challenging was all yours…
So here’s one on J, totally fabricated, Every part of the blog except the gyans are just figment of my imagination, I could have very well ended it without acknowledging this, but you see, I cannot sleep with a heavy heart… knowing that I have taken all my pleasure to screw this guy up.
Please give this mallu body builder… half a round of applause… you can save the other half for the day I actually profile him for the person he is….But for now he still owes me big time.
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